All I Really Need To Know About Blogging I Learned In Kindergarten

  • Blog fair.
  • Don’t blog with scissors.
  • Don’t hit people with your blog.
  • Clean up your own messy blog.
  • Don’t blog about things that aren’t yours.
  • Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody with your blog.
  • Wash your hands before you blog. And wash out your mouth after you blog, if need be.
  • Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you after blogging.
  • Live a balanced life – learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work and blog every day some.
  • Take a nap before blogging – and after, if necessary.
  • When you blog out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
  • Be aware of wonder – and blog about that.
  • Goldfish and hamsters and white mice – they all die. So will our blogs.
  • And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned – LOOK. Look before you blog.

Blog unto others as you would have them blog unto you.

Lessons I’m still learning. Originally published Sept 2011.

(adapted from Robert Fulghum)

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Author: thelarryd

LarryD resides in Michigan.

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